Willem Dafoe

I felt so bad for Mr. Dafoe. To his credit he’s appeared in tons of films and was even nominated for an Oscar TWICE for “Platoon” and “Shadow of the Vampire” yet ALL I could think about was how scary he was in Spider Man as “The Goblin” so I couldn’t look him in the face. Ha!

I tried. I tried so hard to give him eye contact, and it got so bad at one point that I just ended up telling him, “You can’t look at me…because you scare me.” LOL I’m so glad he was friendly about all of it, as I’m sure it wasn’t the first time he’s heard; But what came next, I wasn’t prepared for!

EVERYONE knew (except me) that Mr. Dafoe starred in a movie with MADONNA called, “Body of Evidence.” I’d never seen or heard it, but apparently Ol’ Willem was “all in between Madonna’s business” if you know what I mean…And wasn’t shy to talk about it.

The million dollar question was, “Did he really perform on her?” And then the $2 Million dollar question was..”What did she taste like?” Ummm….Let’s just say, that after he answered those questions, I wasn’t scared of him anymore. Ha!